There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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