Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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