This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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