Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
