this just has baby written all over it
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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