Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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