I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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