If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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