dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he was CRYING into my vagina
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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