Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Boobs are out for the taking
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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