what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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