Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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