susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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