your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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