on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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