Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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