is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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