The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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