I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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