Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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