what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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