It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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