brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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