I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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