that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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