I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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