we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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