Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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