'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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