Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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