apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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