just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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