He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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