I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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