I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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