Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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