At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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