Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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