How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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