we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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