I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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