Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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