I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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