I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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