I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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