He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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