mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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