I'm lost and stupid without you.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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