Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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