Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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