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(586): View more from Michigan

Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

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(817): View more from Texas

youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?

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(519): View more from Ontario

i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep

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(301): View more from Maryland

just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.

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