Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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