Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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