I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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