your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My feet surprised me
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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