It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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